spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

(Source: unchichi, via fake-mermaid)

cosmo sex tip 434

jokerisms:

when he’s on his back, lay on his chest so that your body is slightly perpendicular to his

THEN HOOK HIS LEG AND PIN HIM FOR THE THREE-COUNT TO BECOME THE NEW WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION

(Source: guccijoker, via itwasarobotheeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaad)

peach94:

COOL DATE IDEA: take a really long nap with me

(Source: velvetun, via kealamauloa-deactivated20160910)